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Anonymous asked: imagine ur otp first meeting while they're handcuffed together in the back of a police car

refrigeratormagneto:

"so what are you in for"

"i tried to kill the president with a baseball stadium"

"HOLY SHIT MAN I WAS JUST IN FOR DRUGS"

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:



think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:

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think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

(via freeccss)

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

(via jackspercy)

prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.

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(via the-girl-who-keeps-running)

bilbro-baggins:

if the battle of five armies has to happen then i want it to be super fucking dramatic i want slow motion and muted battle sounds and haunting elvish ladies singing over the top i want to be emotionally destroyed and beyond words

you go hard or you go home

(via theheirsofdurin)

hughxjackman:

The two main trios in DOFP — which do you like better?

(via lilydalechiken)

cunninghats:

hello 911 comic con is happening aND I’M NOT FUCKING THERE

hologran:

i keep forgetting that’s a grown man

(via pggycarter)

weremalia:

I’m not like you guys. I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes, or super senses. I just have voices in my head.

(via belllamyyblake)

lexlvthor:

i’m crying okay 

lexlvthor:

i’m crying okay 

(via ivonman)